All in Fun

ET Go Home

The subdued message of going home and making friends regardless of belonging to different species would take a back step to shallow emotions of excitement and sexual tension and desire. Also, illegal aliens are no longer welcome, so E.T. would have to go home, and the government would build a glass wall to protect our skies.

Bear Encounters

Lately, my quaint New England town has seen a large number of black bears. Bears are popping up everywhere; bears in the yards; bears on the streets, decks. Soon the bears will be showing up for afternoon barbecues for burgers and beer.  A friend of mine even saw Mr. and Mrs. Bear getting-it-on on the side of the local highway. These bears have no shame!